Shannon

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via it-s-more-than-just-a-band)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via kiwik123)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via asylumkatie)

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced, via sanityisasixletterword)

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via sanityisasixletterword)

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

rebornica:

cutzy-clocken:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

I don’t get it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rebornica:

cutzy-clocken:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

I don’t get it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via sh4ttered-wonderland)

rhamphotheca:

Baby Cuvier’s dwarf caiman (Paleosuchus palpebrosus), species from northern and central South America.

rhamphotheca:

Baby Cuvier’s dwarf caiman (Paleosuchus palpebrosus), species from northern and central South America.

(Source: bangbangmandown, via optimuswooly)